Gremlins Are A Rich Source Of Gremlinium

Cast: Gabe, Gremlin, Guy

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Guy are stood facing each other. Gabe has his arm raised slightly in front of himself. Gremlin is holding onto his arm and scratching it.}
Gabe: Thanks for coming. I really needed a blue response. What the fuck is this little gremlin doing?
Guy: Oh, that's your Blizzard Background Downloader. He'll help you get the patch.

Panel 2

{Gremlin climbs onto Gabe's head, scratching his face. Gabe points upwards.}
Gabe: Can't you just give me the patch?
Guy: Oh, I am. Sort of. See, instead of just handling it to you, I broke it into a billion pieces, and gave each one to a stranger.
Guy: He'll help you sort it all out.

Panel 3

{Gremlin climbs on Gabe's face and looks at him. Gabe lowers his hand.}
Gabe: This is a huge pain in the ass.
Guy: Trust me. This system is way cheaper.
Gabe: Cheaper? I'm still paying like sixteen dollars a month.
Guy: Oh! I'm sorry. I mean it's cheaper for us. Yeah, we don't pay a dime.

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June 19, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
June 23, 2006

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