They Possess A Startling Aray Of Features

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Robot Sex Slave

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing the audience. Gabe's eyes are looking at Tycho.}
Tycho: We don't usually review games here at Penny Arcade - but we had to make an exception for Driv3r. This game will eviscerate you with pleasure. You will bleed to death.

Panel 2

{Tycho moves closer towards the audience. Gabe raises his hand in question.}
Tycho: It's like having boiling hot joy pumped into your rectum.
Gabe: Do you ever feel bad accepting all that money from Atari?

Panel 3

{Tycho has his hand on a robot sex slave's shoulder, showing her to the audience. Gabe is off panel.}
Tycho: I don't know. Let me ask my cyber harem of Robot Sex Slaves.

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Preceded by:
June 28, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
July 2, 2004

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