Additional Revelations

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sat on chairs within a church. Gabe is dressed as a priest, looking up.}
Gabe: The twin blessings of Riddick and FUll Spectrum Warrior have created an unshakable foundation for me to build my faith on. I'll spend the rest of my life worshipping Jesus, who is the lord, and also the Christ.

Panel 2

{Gabe looks down, depressed.}
Tycho: Did you hear that Microsoft cancelled True Fantasy Live? I mean, where does that fit into your whole... Thing?
Gabe: {sadly} That's simple. There is no God, I've just realized it. We're soulless bags of walking meat and water, doomed to toil in misery.
Tycho: So, you're done being a priest then?

Panel 3

{Gabe stands up and starts to leave. Tycho looks at the audience crazily.}
Gabe: I think so. Do you want to confess any sins before I turn in the collar?
Tycho: I drowned the elderly woman I was taking care of and buried her under a porta-potty in a town north of Tulsa, called "Owasso."
Gabe: Okay, God forgives you. Let's go.

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Preceded by:
June 2, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
June 7, 2004

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