The Sum Of All Stuff
Cast: Man, Soldier, Bobby
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- Panel 1
{A view fo a radar screen. Box at top.}
Box: The moment you register for the Army game, a detachment of special forces commandos takes flight in an evil-looking black helicopter.
- Panel 2
{Scene change. Soldiers are jumping off a helicopter and onto the roof of a house. Box at top.}
Box: Machine-gun fire withers your mother's azaleas as deadly soldiers drop like spiders on silver strands.
Soldier: Blue team, go!
- Panel 3
{Scene change. Man and Soldier are pointing their guns at Bobby. Box at top.}
Box: Welcome to America's Army.
Soldier: Are you ready to be all you can be, Bobby?
Bobby: I think I peed my pants!
Soldier: That's your penis talking, son. Says he's proud of ya.
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| Preceded by: June 3, 2002 |
Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: June 7, 2002 |