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Powerful New Techniques

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Soldier, General, Soldier, Mecha-Saddam

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Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other.}
Gabe: The Full Spectrum reviews I read all complain that you never learn new manuevers.
Tycho: This is the Army, not Castlefuckingvania. They're not saving some special move for the end boss.

Panel 2

{Scene change. A general is stood next to a picture of a stick figure jumping over lava. Soldiers are looking at it.}
General: You'll not that we've given you all Jade Scorpion rings, as well as an assortment of potions and magic scrolls.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Mecha-Saddam is stood towering over.}
General: {voice-over} You'll also need your new double jump to get past the lava and defeat Mecha-Saddam and his elite sandroids.

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Preceded by:
June 4, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
June 9, 2004


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