The Enemy

Cast: Tycho, Guy

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Guy are stood facing each other. Boxes of DS Lites behind the two.}
Tycho: I've heard you guys are selling the DS Lite early. I'll take one.
Guy: You've heard about the deeper resomolutions?
Tycho: What is this. What are you doing?
Guy: It's got two Twin-Cooling Gigs.

Panel 2

{Panel pans from a different angel. Guy and Tycho are stood facing each other. Boxes of DS Lites stacked in a fortress shape.}
Tycho: You don't know what you're talking about. You're not very smart, and the things you're saying are nonsense. And I'm not angry. But you do need to shut up.
Tycho: Now, you're standing right next to a huge pile of of what I want. You've clearly made some kind of... fortification. I'm merely asking that you remove one of your parapets and sell it to me.

Panel 3

{Panel switches back to panel angle one. Tycho and Guy are stood facing each other. Tycho is pointing at Guy.}
Tycho: At that point, I'll be out of your greasy, unkempt hair. You may then resume misleading customers about how many megascreens they have on their new digimal camera.
Guy: A whole stack of DS Lites, you say? I guess I'm too stupid to see them.
Tycho: An impasse. Intriguing.
Guy: How does it feel to lose to an idiot?
Tycho: You haven't won. You've only started the game.

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Preceded by:
June 7, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
June 12, 2006

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