Please, Call Me Kotor

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sat on the couch playing games.}
Gabe: Do they think I don't see what they're trying to do?
Tycho: I really couldn't say.
Gabe: Microsoft, man! Microsoft and BioWare! In cahoots!
Tycho: Cahoots.
Gabe: That's what I said!

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe is looking at the $299.99 Xbox through a store window. Box at top.}
Box: They want me to but an Xbox, now! They know I can't resist Star Wars! They know!

Panel 3

{Back to Gabe and Tycho.}
Gabe: But I'm too strong. Strong, Goddammit!
Tycho: Sure.
Gabe: Oh yeah. I'm a fucking rock.

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Preceded by:
February 27, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 4, 2002

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