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Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Tycho has a bloody bandage over his eye and two bandages over his arms.}
Tycho: Right. So, I'm making waffles this morning, and - Wham! Damn thing closes on my hand!
Gabe: Huh.

Panel 2

Tycho: I got out to get the mail, and a rabid dog mauls my other hand and face!
Gabe: You know what my mom used to say: "When life gives you shit," you just... Uh...

Panel 3

{Gabe's eyes look up trying to remember.}
Tycho: Make Shit-ade? What?
Gabe: Wait, it's coming to me.

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Preceded by:
March 8, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 13, 2000

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