A Common Ailment

Cast: Gabe, Doctor

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is sat in a medical robe, looking extremely ill. A doctor is holding a clip board and a pencil.}
Gabe: It hurts, Doctor.
Doctor: As I'm sure you know, nothing can quite take the place of Tribes. However, I can prescribe Unreal Tournament's Onslaught gametype.

Panel 2

{Gabe starts worrying.}
Doctor: Now, it's not perfect. Nothing short of a new Tribes game can cure you completely. But, with a few rounds of Onslaught daily, odds are good you could lead a normal life.

Panel 3

{Gabe pulls out a pot.}
Gabe: Here's my sperm.
Doctor: {worried} I didn't ask for this. I didn't even give you that cup.
Gabe: Oh, I know. I brought this from home.
Doctor: {scared} That's terrifying.

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Preceded by:
March 8, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 12, 2004

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