Potentially Offensive Insights

Cast: Interviewer, Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{An interviewer has a pencil and notebook. Tycho is stood in front of him.}
Interviewer: I'd love to get a quote from you on Sega's GDC showing.
Tycho: Sega doesn't even make games anymore. They're like the videos terrorists release, the characters you love draped in rags, abused and humiliated.
Interviewer: Is there someone else I can talk to? I'm not a hundred percent sure I can use your quote, 'cause, you know... Al-Qaeda.

Panel 2

Gabe: They make snuff films. Every game they release anymore involves their legendary properties being fucked and murdered. Is that good? Does it need to be quicker? "Sega makes murder porn."
Interviewer: {worried} Okay. I really need to go.

Panel 3

{Gabe puts his hand on the interviewer's shoulder.}
Gabe: You seem cool, we should hang out. Come on, let's go to the Olive Garden. Right now.
Interviewer: I don't... I don't like Italian.

Panel 4

{Gabe turns violent.}
Gabe: Everybody likes fucking Italian. You just don't want to hang out with me. Then you had to lie about it, so this whole situation is all weird.
Interviewer: Yes. It is very weird.

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Preceded by:
March 9, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 14, 2005

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