The Lightsaber Says

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Employee

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other.}
Gabe: The only way I'm going to get LucasArts to make my Goddamn Star Wars game is if I actually work there.
Tycho: What would they hire you for?
Gabe: I can make the sound that a lightsaber makes.

Panel 2

{Scene change. An employee is sat at the other side of the counter. Gabe has his hands put together.}
Gabe: Woarown... Kshhhhhhhzzzt... Woanrownroowrow... Ptooo! Kshhhhhhkawow... Rownoarorrrrr!

Panel 3

{Zoom into the employee. Gabe is off panel.}
Employee: {thought} This guy's incredible.

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Preceded by:
March 11, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 15, 2002

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