In League With Demonic Forces

Cast: Randy Pinkwood

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Randy Pinkwood is looking at the camera with a Channel 2 news logo in the corner. The Soviet sign is in the background.}
Randy: In a surprising move this week, Soviet copy protection vendor slash crime syndicate Starforce began actively promoting piracy of Stardock's Galactic Civilizations 2.

Panel 2

{Soviet logo changes to Karl Marx.}
Randy: When asked for comment, the reasonable people of the world called their behavior "extortion." I've never been to Russia, but I did have sex with a girl who said she was a communist.

Panel 3

{Russian changes to a temple.}
Randy: I don't know if she was serious or not, but she certainly "seized the means of production," if you know what I'm talking about.
Randy: And I think you know what I'm talking about.
Randy: I'm talking about my penis.

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Preceded by:
March 13, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 17, 2006

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