Unfair Business Practices

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Girl Scout

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe spy a Girl Scout as they are walking to their car.}
Tycho: Oh, come on. Crutches? That's not fair.
Gabe: Looks like they brought out the big guns.

Panel 2

{The Girl Scout is now in frame.}
Girl Scout: Do you want to buy some cookies?
Tycho: Um, well... I'm diabetic, and...
Girl Scout: sniff
Tycho: Oh, jeez. Give me the Tagalongs, And Do-Si-Dos.

Panel 3

{They made it to the car.}
Gabe: Sucker. You know they only use that money to buy drugs.
Tycho: The Girl Scouts?
Gabe: Yeah. They're all juicin'.

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Preceded by:
March 14, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 19, 2007

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