Ripped From Today's Headlines, Pt. 5

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

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Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Gabe is looking down, depressed.}
Gabe: I can't believe I lost.
Tycho: Well, you're not a lawyer.
Gabe: I think that really hurt me in there.

Panel 2

{Gabe looks at Tycho.}
Gabe: What are you going to do with your money?
Tycho: Money's gone. In my grief, I paid a mad scientist twenty million for a cybernetic replica of my dead wife. It was my wish that it look, feel, and behave just as she did.

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Tycho is holding a string, which is connected to a bucket with wheels.}
Gabe: Is that it?
Tycho: Yeah.
Gabe: That's just a bucket on roller-skates.
Tycho: It really wasn't a good investment.

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Preceded by:
February 28, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 4, 2005

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