Daikatana is Dumb

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is eating a banana next to Gabe, who is stood on a chair with a noose around his neck, about to commit suicide.}
Tycho: Daikatana Demo, huh?
Gabe: God, don't remind me.

Panel 2

Tycho: I really can't blame you. Mplayer alone could break a man. Then you get a game experience that would have been an embarrasment a year and a half ago.

Panel 3

Tycho: You know, one you're out of the picture, your collection of Pac-Man merchandise should fetch a tidy sum on eBay.
Gabe: Yeah, just like those home movies I found of you slap-boxing the one-eyed champ. Whelp, gotta go.

Fun Facts Edit

  • Gabe does not kill himself, for he is in other comics.

External Links Edit

Preceded by:
March 19, 1999
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 26, 1999

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