Cast: Billy

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Billy is playing on the Game Boy Advance. Box at top.}
Box: The GBA SP is out today - and it's great! They fixed all the major problems with the GameBoy Advance.
Billy: Ooooh... A light! And no batteries!

Panel 2

{Billy puts headphones on and grabs the plug. Box at top and bottom.}
Box: While they were in there, though, they added a couple more problems, just so we'd know it was still from Nintendo.
Billy: {angrily} Where the fuck do I plug this in?
Box: Nowhere, Billy - you're fucked! Now run out and buy the adapter.

Panel 3

{Billy lowers his hands and looks towards the audience. Box at top and bottom.}
Box: Of course, the GBA SP EX will have the headphone jack right on there. You'll just plug it in!
Billy: I got screwed, huh.
Box: You sure did, buddy. Remember, it's only a crime to fuck kids if you're not a multinational corporation.

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Preceded by:
March 21, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 26, 2003

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