Ursine Adventures

Cast: Gabe, Bear

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is stood. Box at bottom.}
Gabe: That game is bullshit. Sega should pay me to play Gunvalkyrie.
Box: We've secretly replaced Gabe's Xbox controller with an eight hundred pound grizzly bear.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe is sat on the couch. A grizzly bear is on Gabe's lap. Gabe is holding the bear. Box at top.}
Box: Let's see if he notices.
Gabe: Did you order one of those new smaller controllers or something?

Panel 3

{Zoom into the bear and Gabe.}
Gabe: I think I like it better.

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Preceded by:
March 22, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 27, 2002

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