First Impressions

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Gamestop Employee

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{A close-up of a Gamestop employee as he searches around behind the counter. Tycho and Gabe are out of focus in the background.}
Tycho: We need two copies of Puzzle Quest.
Gamestop Employee: Hmm... I'm only seeing one copy, here.

Panel 2

{The employee turns around to find that Gabe has curb-stomped Tycho's head on the counter, severing it completely. Blood is everywhere.}
Gamestop Employee: No, wait - I've... got... two... You just killed that guy.
Gabe: Right. Yes. That did happen.

Panel 3

{Same as panel 2.}
Gabe: I'll buy both copies. One for me, and one for you, new best friend.
Gamestop Employee: But... you kill people.
Gabe: Not all the time.

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Preceded by:
March 23, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 28, 2007

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