I Think We've Made Real Progress

Cast: Psychiatrist, Kratos, Teacher

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{A psychiatrist is sat next to the chair, which Kratos is lying on.}
Psychiatrist: Kratos, now, anger is perfectly natural. The next time you're confronted by a creature of legend, try this: instead of tearing it in half, pour that epic rage into one of the crafts courses we offer here at the Healing Center.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Kratos is facing away from the audience, looking at a picture of himself killing a demon.}

Panel 3

{Scene change. Kratos is holding a pot. A teacher is behind him.}
Teacher: That is a lovely pot, Kratos.
Kratos: It is the Chalice of Torment. From it, I will drink the blood of a thousa-
Teacher: {interrupts} It would also look nice holding some fresh wildflowers in a breakfast nook.
Kratos: Yes. That was my other idea.

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Preceded by:
March 25, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 30, 2005

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