I'm Sure It Will Be Fine

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Gabe is wearing a backpack.}
Gabe: I'm leaving, and I'm never coming back.
Tycho: Well, take it easy.
Gabe: I'm marrying a princess, and I'm going to be coming into quite a lot of money. I don't want to say how much. Twenty-five million dollars. She found me through her contacts on the Internet. Her brother, king of Swaziland, was enraged by her opposition to his planned marriage and meant to sacrifice her to the voodoo gods. Under cover of night, she escaped to the island of Mauritus where she sent me this mail - offering me a sizeable sum to help retrieve her savings in Holland.

Panel 2

{Zoom in slightly.}
Tycho: So you gave her your bank info.
Gabe: Yeah.
Tycho: And now you're flying to a foreign country to meet her.
Gabe: Well, Holland.

Panel 3

{Tycho points at Gabe.}
Tycho: And you're not worried that Nigerian thugs are going to cut off your balls.
Gabe: I'm worried I won't be able to find the bathrooms. Everything's gonna be in Hollish.

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Preceded by:
March 26, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 1, 2003

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