Don't Listen To Him

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is stood with his hand raised slightly. Gabe off panel.}
Gabe: {off panel} What is this crap?
Tycho: What is what crap?
Gabe: This Jedi Knight II Multiplayer crap!

Panel 2

{Continuation. Gabe is on the computer. Tycho off panel.}
Gabe: You've got a Gamorrean with a lightsaber, whose name is "Gaymorrean." And over here, you've got a Stormtrooper with a lightsaber, only his name is "Darth Gay."
Tycho: {off panel} Maybe they could put in some Wampa Jedi.

Panel 3

{Gabe gets increasingly angry.}
Gabe: {angrily} Well, why the fuck not? How about a Rancor Jedi? Or mynocks, maybe - I hear they're real strong in the force. Hey, - why don't we just shove a lightsaber up a Bantha's ass and call him Luke Skywalker?

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Preceded by:
March 27, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 1, 2002

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