The Ass Files

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is stood next to Gabe in front of a desk. Gabe is looking at Tycho. The desk has; a butchers knife, a knife, pliers and a screwdriver.}
Gabe: I'm not gonna stop you or anything, I'm just curious.
Tycho: X-Files. Bad episode. Brain dirty!

Panel 2

{Tycho reaches for the knife and smiles.}
Gabe: No, don't.

Panel 3

{Tycho stops smiling as Gabe leaves.}
Gabe: Let me get a tarp or something.

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Preceded by:
March 1, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 6, 2000

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