It Really Works

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other.}
Tycho: I ordered Fallout: Tactics from Amazon, using their new "Buy Now, And We'll Never Send It To You, Ever" technology!
Gabe: How's that work, exactly?

Panel 2

{Tycho raises his hand slightly.}
Tycho: It's great! First, I buy it using real money, which they put into a huge pile. Then, they never fucking send me what I bought!
Gabe: That sounds cool... But what if it came today?

Panel 3

{Scene change. Tycho and Gabe are at the mailbox. Tycho has the mailbox open.}
Tycho: It's still not here! Awesome!
Gabe: It's going to be so cool when you don't get it.

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Preceded by:
March 30, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
April 2, 2001

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