If It Ain't Broke

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other, wearing battle suits. Gabe is holding a card.}
Gabe: What's this, now?
Tycho: Phantasy Star Online 3 is a card game. Everything you loved about PSO is in these little cards!
Gabe: All I want to do is shoot monsters.

Panel 2

{Zoom into Tycho's face.}
Tycho: You still can, provided that you've rolled enough points on the action dice to play your weapons, and the enemy creature currently falls within the radius of the selected attack. Even if your opponent plays any one of a hundred defensive cards, there's still a chance you could inflict damage!

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Gabe has put the card away.}
Gabe: So now we fight with pictures of swords. Jesus Christ, you must love this.
Tycho: I'm going to love kicking your ass. Assuming I roll a four or better.

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Preceded by:
March 3, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 8, 2004

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