The Right to Remain Juicy

Cast: Cop, Police, Employee

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Cop and Police are stood at the counter with the Employee at the other side.}
Cop: Ma'am, we're here on a 214 - that there's a hunger emergency.
Police: That's right. We've also had reports of slow-roasted beef.

Panel 2

Employee: But...
Cop: Now Miss, don't go making this hard on yourself. We'll need two "Big Montana" combos as evidence.

Panel 3

{Police has his gun out and has shot the Employee. Cop is eating his burger.}
Police: She was clearly wielding those sandwiches in a hostile manner.
Cop: Thank God we were here, somebody could've gotten hurt.

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Preceded by:
March 3, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 8, 2000

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