A Mystery I'd Rather Maintain

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Gabe is trying to look down to his own arse.}
Tycho: This store is full of pants. I don't see the problem.
Gabe: I don't know what size I am. I can't see the tag. Can you look in there?

Panel 2

{Tycho grabs his head in insanity. Gabe puts his hands on the shelves.}
Tycho: {confused} You can never say that to me. Alright? That is not something you can say.
Gabe: Come on, please? Just look in my pants. Tell me what the size is.

Panel 3

{Tycho hands Gabe some pants, which he is accepting.}
Tycho: {irritated} We're leaving. We're buying these pants.
Gabe: What if they're too big? Or too small?
Tycho: Then you will need to gain or lose weight.

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Preceded by:
March 7, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
March 11, 2005

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