Too Damn Late

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Bruce Campbell

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Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is sat behind the counter. Gabe is stood next to the counter. Tycho is holding a card.}
Tycho: We've got a great show tonight, folks - Bruce Campbell's going to be here talking about his voice work on Tachyon: The Fringe!

Panel 2

{Gabe turns around. Tycho puts his card down and looks at Gabe.}
Gabe: He's going to be here? On This couch? By me? AUNT JEMIMA!
Tycho: Don't wet yourself, or lick him, or anything else. I mean it.

Panel 3

{Bruce arrives and sits next to Gabe. Gabe and Bruce are looking at each other.}
Bruce: I think your little buddy here sprung a leak.
Tycho: Look on the bright side - you're, uh... soaked with urine.

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Preceded by:
April 28, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
May 2, 2000

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