I Am Ashamed By Proxy
Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Man, Security
Transcript[]
- Panel 1
{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Gabe is wearing shades.}
Tycho: You got through the line, but then they kicked you out? You didn't actually get to play the Wii?
Gabe: Yeah, they gave me some cock and bull story about how I was fucking swearing or some shit.
Tycho: Yes. Hm.
- Panel 2
{Scene change. Gabe is stood with his fist clenched looking at a Man, who is holding the Wiimote. Box at top.}
Box: See, I was trying to be polite and get this guy to move on, because people were waiting to play.
Gabe: {angrily} Yo, jacksauce! Get your vagina, and get the fuck out.
- Panel 3
{Security grabs Gabe by the shoulders. Man leaves. Box at top.}
Box: I tried to be cool. I even mentioned that I knew his mom.
Security: I heard you call his mother a whore.
Gabe: I had sex with her, a dalmation, and three rodeo clowns. Alright? I just call 'em like I sees 'em.
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| Preceded by: May 15, 2006 |
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