The Song Of The Sorcelator, Part One

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Grimm Shado

Related Articles: The Song of the Sorcelator, L.H. Franzibald

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is reading the Song of the Sorcelator. Sick marks around his mouth. Gabe off panel.}
Tycho: {disgusted} Oh! Ugh. Blph. Melch.
Gabe: {off panel} It's no good?
Tycho: Since I began reading it, I have thrown up twice.

Panel 2

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Tycho has the book in the air.}
Gabe: Isn't it just the same old fantasy crap?
Tycho: {angrily} No, it's my fantasy crap!
Tycho: Wherever he has not directly stolen my work on the Elemenstor Saga, he has corrupted it beyond recognition. Take this item, from page 192:

Panel 3

{Scene change. Grimm is stood on a car holding two flaming wands. Tycho and Gabe off panel.}
Tycho: {voice over} "Steadying himself atop the speeding Lamborghini, the sorcelator drew his twin wands - Hurt, and Burn. He was going to make damn sure the Pirate Assassins and their metal friends rued this day, and rued it hard."

Panel 4

{Back to Gabe and Tycho. Tycho has put the book away. Gabe is looking behind himself.}
Tycho: {irritated} Rued it hard? It's as though my pristine works have been digested, and then shit onto a printing press.
Gabe: I don't know, man. Two wands? That is pretty pimp.

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