Bench Arcade!

Cast: Gabe, Conker, Employee

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is sat next to Conker on a bench.}
Gabe: Didn't you try out for that "Conker's Quest" game? How did that go?

Panel 2

{Scene change. An employee is facing Conker, who has a shirt saying "Fuck you" and a cigarette.}
Employee: I think we're looking for a different, you know, "feel" for Conker. Something more accessible.
Conker: I'm going to put this out on your face.

Panel 3

{Return to Gabe and Conker.}
Conker: I sorta decided not to.

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Preceded by:
May 1, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
May 5, 2000

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