Let Doctor Gabe Help You

Cast: Ben, Gabe, Paul

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Ben and Paul are sat on chairs opposite each other. Gabe is between them, putting a hand on each of their shoulders. Gabe and Ben are looking at each other.}
Gabe: Ben, I need you tell Paul here exactly what you told me backstage.
Ben: What I said was...
Gabe: Don't tell me. I want you to tell Paul.

Panel 2

{Ben looks at Paul.}
Ben: It's just that I always have to initiate Guild Wars. And when you do play, it's like you're just pushing buttons. You don't really care about The Regents of Lost Ascalon or our charter to seek epic adventure.
Ben: Would it help if I played another class? I could be a mesmer one night.

Panel 3

{Gabe looks at Paul. Ben starts crying.}
Paul: When I come home from work, Guild Wars is the last thing on my mind.
Gabe: But you like it. You like playing Guild Wars with Ben.
Paul: I can't imagine playing it with anyone else.
Ben: {crying} Well it would be nice to hear you say it once in a while!

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May 18, 2005
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