The Buddy System

Cast: Pork, Tycho, Man, Gabe

Related Articles: Salad Master, Cardboard Tube

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Pork and Gabe are stood facing each other. Tycho is in the background, standing behind a man playing a game.}
Pork: This is bullshit. I need a new E3 buddy.
Gabe: What's the problem?
Pork: He's crazy. He'll talk to somebody for like, an hour about the stupidest crap.

Panel 2

{Zoom into Tycho and man. Pork and Gabe are off panel.}
Tycho: So each vegetable has separate ratings for crispness and freshness? Brilliant.

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Gabe is looking behind himself, pulling out the Cardboard Tube.}
Gabe: Well, you can come with me. I was just going to see Half-Life 2.
Pork: Wow, you have an appointment?
Gabe: Yeah. Something like that.

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Preceded by:
May 21, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
May 26, 2003

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