Troy, The Gabriel Cut

Cast: Brother Paris, Brother Hector, Legolas, The Hulk, Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Paris is stood behind Hector. Hector is holding a sword.}
Paris: The Greeks are kicking our ass, Brother Hector!
Hector: There's only one thing to do, Brother Paris!

Panel 2

{Scene change. Legolas is on the Hulk's back, readying to fire an arrow. The hulk is smashing stuff.}

Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other.}
Gabe: And then, Legolas and The Hulk beat the shit out of the entire Greek army.
Tycho: You're right. That would have been a much better movie.

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Preceded by:
May 21, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
May 26, 2004

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