The Song Of The Sorcelator, Part Four

Cast: L. H. Franzibald, Tycho, Fans, Nightstand, Gabe

Related Articles: Readiation, The Song of the Sorcelator, Epic Legends of the Hierarchs: The Elemenstor Saga

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{View of outside the convention area. Notice taped to the wall.}
Notice: Readiation 2006
Notice: The Writer's Craft: Drawing The Story From The Stone
Notice: L. H. Franzibald and Tycho Brahe
Notice: 4:00 - 5:30pm

Panel 2

{Scene change. Franzibald's and Tycho's silhouettes are stood in the doorway. Sorcelator fans are sat to the left, Nightstand is sat to the right.}
Franzibald: I see all your fan showed up.
Tycho: So, how do you want to do this? Should I just answer all the questions, since I wrote all your fucking books?

Panel 3

{Zoom into Tycho and Franzibald. Gabe is stood facing the two, holding a book and pen. Tycho is shocked.}
Gabe: Excuse me, Mr. Franzibald? I was hoping I could get a signature.
Franzibald: You'll know when I'm signing autographs, because I'll be seated behind a table with a pen in my hand, and there will be a sign that says "Autographs: Twenty Dollars." Tell me: Do you see such a sign?
Gabe: No.
Franzibald: Then sit the fuck down.

Panel 4

{Zoom into Nightstand. Nightstand has stood up, holding a gun.}
Nightstand: I am the sword of Ronard!

Panel 5

{Zoom over to Gabe and Tycho. Tycho is pointing.}
Tycho: My God. That end table has a gun!

Panel 6

{Zoom over to Nightstand. Nightstand is firing his gun.}
Nightstand: Oh, I'm no end-table. I'm a nightstand.

Panel 7

{Zoom over to Gabe. Gabe is jumping in front of Franzibald, getting shot in the arm.}
Gabe: No!

Panel 8

{Franzibald is stood with blood on his shirt.}
Franzibald: Now I've got fanblood on my shirt. This is hardly ideal.

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