The Tycho You Didn't Know

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is stood behind Gabe, who is on the computer.}
Gabe: Have sex, Goddamit!
Tycho: What's wrong?
Gabe: I'm playing the singles, and I can't get these kids to swap tartar sauce.

Panel 2

{Gabe shifts his eyes to look at Tycho.}
Tycho: If you want to watch people have sex so bad, why don't you just watch our neighbors through a high powered telescope that I have conveniently positions in my room?

Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe is looking at Tycho, horrified. Tycho is looking into the high powered telescope.}
Gabe: Wow. I thought you were into astronomy, but you're actually kind of a creepy voyeur.
Tycho: You know she threw away a hairbrush yesterday? It's mine. I pet it like a cat.

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Preceded by:
May 26, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
May 31, 2004

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