Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Time

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Thomas Kemper

Related Articles: Time Helmet

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Gabe is wearing a Time Helmet.}
Tycho: I'm curious about the colander on your head.
Gabe: Front Mission 4 doesn't come out until June.
Tycho: Oh, that explains it.
Gabe: It's a Time Helmet. The cat made it for me, so I could go into the future and bring back a copy.

Panel 2

{Scene change. The cat is lying on the carpet on his back. Tycho and Gabe are off panel.}
Tycho: {voice-over} It seems like the chances of you seeing your future self in a game store are pretty good.
Gabe: Yeah, he told me about that! He said time would shatter like a window, creating billions of what he called "Reality Shards" which would act as temporal prisms, giving birth to a multitude of warring universes. These universes, he said, would be suspended in a sea of un-time.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe and his future self are stood facing each other, about to high-five.}
Gabe: Dude, it worked! Awesome!
Future Gabe: High-five!

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April 30, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
May 5, 2004

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