A Whimsical God, Part One

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Related Articles: Dr. Raven Darktalon Blood, Dr. Raven Movie

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is peaking through some blinds, looking at the Dodge Viper in the foreground. Gabe off panel.}
Tycho: Holy shit. Somebody next door got a Dodge Viper.
Gabe: {off panel} You like? I'll let you ride in it sometime.
Tycho: That's your car.

Panel 2

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Gabe is holding Dr. Raven's comic book.}
Gabe: Warner Bros. optioned the rights to Dr. Raven Darktalon Blood, the cult-smash gothic horror comic book I make, and now I'm fucking rich.
Tycho: This nasty thing you copy at Kinko's and leave on the counter? Somebody's making a movie out of this shit?

Panel 3

{Zoom in on Gabe as he raises his hands slightly in excitement. Tycho off panel.}
Gabe: It's actually five movies, but here's how we're mixing it up. The last movie is actually the first movie. And then, when people see the first movie, which is actually the last movie, they'll be all like... Whoa!

Panel 4

{Zoom in on Tycho as he peaks through the blinds again. Gabe off panel.}
Tycho: {annoyed} If there is a God, and I ever meet him, I'm just going to kick him in the balls over and over.

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May 2, 2005
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May 5, 2005

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