The Laws

Cast: Soldier

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Soldier is pointing to himself with his thumb as he drives the warthog. Box at top.}
Box: The Driver. "Louise". This is the last person who should be driving a warthog. Also, the first one who usually gets there.

Panel 2

{Scene change. A warthog is falling off a cliff. Box at top.}
Box: The Passenger. "Thelma". Congratulations! You've entered into a suicide pact with the driver. Hold hands and remember the good times as you sail into oblivion.

Panel 3

{Scene change. A warthog's machine gun is unused and has a cobweb on it. Box at top.}
Box: The Gunner. "Sasquatch". This mythical creature is rarely seen. Ancient tales of jeeps that left the base with a gunner reamin firmly in realm of fantasy.

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Preceded by:
November 8, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 12, 2004

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