The Realness Gradient

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is reaching above the mantle, hanging his Collectors Edition Gears 2 Lancer on the wall.}
Gabe: Wait. What are you doing?
Tycho: Putting my Lancer up here, with Frostmourne. I assumed this was where we were putting our epic weapons.

Panel 2

{Gabe and Tycho are now face to face.}
Gabe: No, no, na-no no. This is where we put rad things. Not bullshit, like your pretend gun.
Tycho: Frostmourne is a pretend sword.
Gabe: No, it's a real sword, based on a pretend sword.

Panel 3

{Same scene as panel 2.}
Gabe: That is a fake gun, based on a pretend gun. It's fake twice.
Tycho: You teach me so much, Gabriel. You teach us all.

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Preceded by:
November 7, 2008
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 12, 2008

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