Don't Tell Me You Don't Have One

Cast: Kara, Gabe, Safety Monkey

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Kara and Gabe are stood facing each other. Kara has her arms crossed. Gabe has his hand raised slightly.}
Kara: You guys seem really mean to Safety Monkey.
Gabe: No, no! You've got it all wrong! Like any other group, we each have our special roles.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Safety Monkey is stood in the North Pole, facing a penguin. Gabe and Kara off panel.}
Gabe: {voice over} It's really very simple. You see, in our circle, Safety Monkey is what we like to call "The Bitch." It's his job to get picked on, left with the check, that kind of thing. Why, sometimes we even tell him to meet us somewhere - and then just forget to go!

Panel 3

{Back to Kara and Gabe. Gabe is pointing towards himself with his thumb; Kara's arms are still crossed and her face disapproving.}
Kara: I don't abuse any of my friends.
Gabe: We'll let you borrow Monkey.

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Preceded by:
November 9, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 14, 2001

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