The Other Three

Cast: Woman, Man

Related Articles: The T-Rexbox, The Hexbox, The Triple Xbox

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{A tyrannosaurus rex has an Xbox controller in his mouth and an Xbox hat. Box at top. Headline at bottom.}
Box: Yes, it can be bigger. Caters to the small subset of users disappointed that the original system was not a huge dinosaur.
Headline: THE T-REXBOX.

Panel 2

{Scene change. An Xbox is in the middle of a red star pattern on the ground. Skull in front of Xbox, with candle on top. Box at top. Headline at bottom.}
Box: Now, when someone steals your jeep, don't just teamkill them. Curse them - yea, unto seven generations. Or, just call to your side a beast from the reeking pits of hell to feast upon their eternal soul.
Headline: THE HEXBOX.

Panel 3

{Scene change. A man and a woman are having sex, but have stopped. The Triple Xbox is in the doorway. Box at top. Headline at bottom.}
Box: Watches you have sex. Advanced heuristics then matches songs from your audio library and uploads the result to the most popular peer to peer services.

Fun Facts Edit

  • The font used for "The T-Rexbox" is the same for the Jurassic Park logo.
  • The Playboy logo is used for "The Triple Xbox".

External Links Edit

Preceded by:
November 10, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 15, 2004

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