Cast: Guy, Dude

Related Articles: Samus Aran

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Guy and Dude are sat at the counter. Guy has his hand open. Dude is scratching the back of his head. People dancing in background.}
Guy: How did that date with Samus go?
Dude: I don't know, man. I don't think I'm going to see her again.
Guy: But she's hot! She's got that suit, and she can do the ball thing!

Panel 2

{Dude points at Guy.}
Dude: Listen. That ball thing hurts. And that suit? It never comes off.
Guy: Not even when you guys were-
Dude: {interrupts} Not even then!

Panel 3

{Guy twiddles his fingers. Dude raises his hands slightly.}
Guy: Then, how did you...
Dude: Well, there's kind of a, I don't know, a hatch. And it pinches! I think I left something in there, and I don't mean my car keys. I'm going to the doctor after this.

Panel 4

{Guy raises his hand slightly. Dude raises his arm into the air.}
Dude: And that gun's always there. It was like fucking a tank.
Guy: Yeah, with a really hot chick inside.
Dude: I'm going to get some ice.

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Preceded by:
November 11, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 15, 2002

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