The Common Headcrab

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

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Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is sat down holding a poptart and a glass of lemonade, with a headcrab on his face. Gabe is stood poking the headcrab.}
Tycho: I think I've got the headcrabs.
Gabe: Yeah, looks like it. You need to get up there with some Head and Shoulders. Get a lather going.
Tycho: This isn't dandruff! This is an alien parasite, controlling my every move!

Panel 2

{Tycho looks at the audience. Gabe has stopped poking.}
Gabe: What kind of stuff does he want you to do?
Tycho: First he wanted to go to Fun Island, normally he's too short to get on the Eviscerator. We rode that like ten times. Right now, he's pretty much making me eat pop tarts and drink lemonade.

Panel 3

{Tycho looks at Gabe again.}
Tycho: After that, I think he wants to extend his dominion over the entire Earth.
Gabe: Well, where do we start?
Tycho: First, I will gut you - and fill your belly with thousands upon thousands of glistening eggs.

Trivia Edit

  • "Head & Shoulders" is a famous brand of anti-dandruff shampoo produced by Procter & Gamble.

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Preceded by:
November 12, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 17, 2004

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