Cast: Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is slicing up a banana while talking on the phone.}
Tycho: Hey, Cheeto. I haven't heard back. We're still on for D&D, right? But... tonight was the Black Barrows, which are home to...
Tycho: Okay. Yeah, that's cool. Peace.

Panel 2

{Same Scene. Tycho is now suspiciously eyeing his phone instead of watching what he's doing.}
Tycho: Hey, Kiko. My schedule has opened up. As a result, I'm prepared to offer you... Oh, tanks are... Yeah. Tanks are integral. You have to go. Alright, sure.

Panel 3

{Tycho is very pale from the blood loss of accidentally cutting off all his fingers.}
Tycho: 911? I've cut off all my fingers. They're all gone. It is excruciating, yes! Please send an ambulance to... Oh. Well, yeah. They should definitely finish their quest first.

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Preceded by:
November 14, 2008
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 19, 2008

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