Reach Out And Touch Someone With Your Steel Penis

Cast: Boss, Employee, Droid

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Boss and Employee are stood facing each other. Employee has his hands raised slightly. Box at top.}
Box: Meanwhile, at the AT&T Labratory...
Boss: Why did you guys call me in here? This had better be good.
Employee: Sir, we've invented a new kind of Customer Service Droid.
Boss: Let's see it.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Droid is looking through a window. Employee off panel.}
Employee: {voice over} First, he looks in a window late at night.

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Droid breaks through the window.}
Employee: {voice over} Then, if he sees a customer in there, he breaks in and rapes them.

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Preceded by:
November 17, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 21, 2003

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