A Literal Spigot Of Ravenous Dead

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Demon

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood looking at their game console collection in the garden. The game consoles are glowing. Gabe is wearing a fur coat.}
Tycho: Every system now has its Game of the Year contender. Placing them together will create a psychic lens that will puncture space - and from it will pour the souls of a billion billion hungry damned.
Gabe: This is all our stuff.
Tycho: Shh! It's happening!

Panel 2

{Zoom into Gabe. Demon has appeared in front of Gabe, pointing at him.}
Gabe: Are you... Damned?
Demon: Oh yeah.
Gabe: Are you hungry?
Demon: I could eat.

Panel 3

{Zoom out. Gabe looks at Tycho. The glowing substance and the game consoles have disappeared.}
Demon: I'm a vegan though. And also, fur is murder.
Gabe: Awesome. Can we send the hippie back to hell.
Tycho: Why do you have that coat?
Gabe: Because it's cold!

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Preceded by:
November 17, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 22, 2004

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