The Services I Provide
Cast: Gabe, Tycho
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- Panel 1
{Gabe is on the couch playing ps3.}
Gabe: Valkryia Chronicles was so great! And then everyone started talking.
- Panel 2
{View has shifted to Tycho who is standing by the other side of the couch, facing the readers.}
Tycho: How many good games have you quit because you couldn't endure the endless dialogue and tedious upgrade systems? I'm Tycho Brahe. And I can help.
Bullet Point: -Boring Cutscenes
Bullet Point: -Tiresome Min-Maxing
Bullet Point: -Frustrating Bullshit
- Panel 3
{Tycho is handing a ps3 controller back to Gabe.}
Tycho: You'll find that I've upgraded all weapons and squads. Also, I've learned every detail of the thousand year EverWar - including the shocking betrayal of General Gangonar at Haruthia...
Gabe: Bottom-line it for me.
Tycho: The Fluvians won.
Gabe: Go Fluvians.
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