A Meditation On Value

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe's hands are holding a leaflet about the Monster Power surge protector. Gabe off panel.}
Text: It's a FACT: Electricity is inherently filthy, and ferries wailing, evil spirits into your home that hate all life.
Text: It's a FACT: Power Goblins are - from the Earth's dark heart - scheming to destroy your sensitive AV equipment.
Text: Can be turned on or off.
Text: Supernatural protection from patented DevilGuard effectively wards homes from ravening spectres.
Text: Exclusive Hyperformance Megaport lets you plug something in if you want to.
Text: Gleaming Twistfoil acts as a barrier against signal-degradation caused by Martian Rays.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other. Gabe has his fist clenched.}
Gabe: Goddamn Martians!
Tycho: We're not buying a hundred dollar surge protector.
Gabe: But, our signal!

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Preceded by:
November 22, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 27, 2002

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