Something Borrowed

Cast: Berethor, Tidus

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Berethor and Tidus are stood facing each other.}
Berethor: Excuse me. We're going to fight that balrog over there.
Tidus: Before you do that, maybe you could tell me why your game is a total fucking ripoff of my awesome game.
Berethor: I don't know what you're talking about.

Panel 2

{Zoom out. Character battle order in top right. Menu bottom left. Berethor and Tidus are silhouettes. Tidus is holding his arms out to the sides.}
Tidus: Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about. Well, how about this character order thing, or all that menu shit down there. You have a girl that summons water monsters. I'm just wondering where you parked the airship.
Berethor: We're kind of on a mission.
Tidus: A mission to find the people on the mission? Face it, buddy. This is amateur hour.

Panel 3

{Zoom in. Tidus has got a hold of his arm.}
Berethor: {insulting} Listen, at least my shit makes sense. What are you, the dream of a dead civilization's dream about your evil monster dad?
Tidus: Alright. First of all, spoiler warning. Okay? Second of all? Now it's on.

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Preceded by:
November 3, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 8, 2004

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