Age Ain't Nothing But A Number

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is seated at the kitchen table while Gabe is searching through the fridge.}
Tycho: 1up's review of Neverwinter Nights 2 was a travesty.
Gabe: My uncle is a travesty.
Tycho: No, he's a transvestite. I need you to hear, and not speak.
Tycho: They actually compared it to Oblivion.

Panel 2

{Gabe moves toward the table, holding a juice box.}
Gabe: Well, they have to compare it to other RPGs.
Tycho: Sure, but why not compare it to Baldur's Gate or something? Or Planescape?
Gabe: Because those games are like a hundred fucking years old?

Panel 3

{Gabe seats himself, sipping from the juice box.}
Tycho: And...?
Gabe: I don't know. Maybe you're out of touch.
Tycho: We're the same age. If I'm out of touch, then you're out of touch.

Panel 4

{Tycho gives Gabe a pitying look.}
Gabe: Ah, but at least I'm in touch enough to know you're out of touch.
Tycho: Just... Don't talk anymore. You're like the Dalai Lama of fucking retards.

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Preceded by:
November 3, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
November 8, 2006

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